"You expect me to jump off of this cliff? Are you insane?"
driving past your old elementary school like
parents: i want the truth
me: *tells truth*
parents: nope you’re lying wrong answer
you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.
this video is 1 second long. in one minute i could watch it 60 times. in 2 i could watch it 120. in an hour i could watch it 3,600 times. in a year i could watch it 31,536,00. in a decade - if i spend the next 10 years of my life watching this video - i could watch it 315532800 times. this is incredible. this video is my past present and future
YOU NEED TO FUCKING CHILL
The fuck? So much shit wrong i can’t even start.
What the hell did I just read? WHAT IN THE FUCK
#stopwhitepeople2014 it needs to be a movement a revolution
I have fruit polos and lollypops be jealous.
omg do many people not know what fruit polos are? they are heaven
In America, we call them lifesavers. They can be chewy or hard candy.
polos aren’t chewy and they also come in mint.
this week on: britan thinks its special
This week on america copies everything from Britain.
HOLD THE FUCK UP
If you like this list of life hacks, follow ListOfLifeHacks for more like it!
I swear people who follow listoflifehacks will be the most prepared for a zombie apocalypse
I can’t believe that i learn more survival skills from tumblr instead of school
Always another ListOfLifeHacks where that came from
You can even use tampons to survive
For example, you can:
- be in a shampoo commercial
- start a boy band:
- spot some choice booty:
- break into song:
- see some people in frankly offensive outfits:
- attend a metal show:
- listen to some sick jams:
- discover zombieism:
- sample some tasty snacks:
- watch someone get burned bad:
- find something you really like:
- find something you really, really like:
- find something you REALLY REALLY LIKE:
- and wonder if you left the stove on:
The last one kills me
y’all r gettin way too accurate with these it’s scaring me
There are still 30 year old men Wearing that.
I CANT BREATHE
Lenticular clouds over Mount Fuji, Japan. These are stationary lens-shaped clouds that form at high altitudes, usually perpendicular to the direction of the wind.
omg these r real look them up on google
FUCKING CHEEF KEEF POSTER
Why does one of Simba’s hammock-vines only have one side? The middle one doesn’t go back up to the branch.